Did i mention i have a career? Oh yeah... went back to school at 42! Who does that i ask myself. Myself answers, "who cares, Im getting new school clothes." So I launched myself off to Fashion Bug for the latest in apparrell. School day arrives. Im filled with excitement and trepidation. Up at 3am; arrive at 6:45. Class starts at 8am. I giggle nervously to myself. Ive got on my best! A line skirt , Leggs pantyhose , white blouse, sporting jewelry (nice touch i think) and my big splurge: boots! Its 90 degrees outside. At 9:15 "the kids" arrive. Boys first. They bound in at the speed of lightening with permanent hard ons. U will realize why when i tell u! They take to their desks, launching themselves with amazing accuracy into the seats some sitting backward staring at me. I swear one little blasphemous speeder winked and rolled his tongue around in his mouth suggestively at me! Boy, I thought, I should have come to school sooner! This is where the action is. As im musing on the possibilities, the girls arrive. Langoursly I might add! This one in particular sashayed in with both eyes half mast, bunny slippers, and only what i would have called a baby doll pajama top and shorts so short the boy next to her was upside down in his seat with crazed look in his eye. No bra on! Her hair looked like a brush never seen it and still she looked amazing! She tucked into her seat and her head immediately hit the desk and she was snoring softly in two minutes. U couldnt pay me to stop looking! I shoved her gently on the shoulder. Dear i said, did ur mama forget to dress u? Mmmm.....she said. I said, "did u forget to dress?" She mumbled, "Oh yeah well i was up till 7am." Me and johnnie had an all nighter! Thats johnnie over there. Say hi johnnie. It was the speeder! I leaned over to tell my friend Debbie, she's from Dallas, that's this class is gonna be an easy A.
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