The content you are about to read is told through text by my mom. She fancies herself an Erma Bombeck.
Heres me at a new dentist again getting my teeth cleaned at 7:30 am. I walk in all nice and chipper and greet the receptionist that looks dead with a big ole, "hello! good morning!" She says nothing so i figure, ok she is dead. She just busies herself with shuffling papers and finally gives me one to fill out! There IT is!!! The big question like its so important and they are so concerned with ur teeth......it says "do u like ur smile?" Well who the fuck does with crooked overlapping vampiric yellow teeth? But i bravely and honestly answer NO! Just like that, with capital letters and big explanation marks!!! The hygenist took the paper, called me in, put me in the Chair and breezeily said, "hello my name is melissa." She then jammed two cardboard pieces into my mouth that another dentist had said was as big as a horses. I couldn't even speak the entire time of cleaning and not one time did they address my vampire concerns!!!!! I left rather morosely and dejected with two cavities to be filled, a bill for $138 for X-rays and cleaning, and pictures of my horsey mouth.
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